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Chet T16
Retroholic
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685
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Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:42 am |
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They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out
at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected
with a Novocaine type substance so you go numb. You don't even know you are bitten
when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing
because it has been gnawing on it all night.
If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow
over it and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly
run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.
PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. |
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Soneji
Forum Moderator
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 1356
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Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:04 am |
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That can't be real surely! |
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Chet T16
Retroholic
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685
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Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:11 am |
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Hanna
Site Subscriber
Joined: 23 Mar 2004
Posts: 207
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Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:37 am |
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chamadyelook
Site Subscriber
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
Posts: 196
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Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:12 pm |
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AWWWWW CMOOOOOOON  where was the warnin? there was no need for that Chet, im away for a feckin valium!  |
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JB
Mr Quoter-vator
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405
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Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:45 am |
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Foden
Level 4 User
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 85
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Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:24 am |
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wot (I mean what really) you doin' , that's my Mrs's.... Takin' fotos without askin'
He He He Hope she don't see this!
ps she's been bleeding me dry for years. |
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Chris H
Forum Moderator
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:12 am |
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Found bigger in the bath. |
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Soneji
Forum Moderator
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 1356
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Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:21 am |
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Aye aye Chris  |
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Mark
Level 6 User
Joined: 31 Mar 2004
Posts: 172
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Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:46 am |
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Bet those yanks jumped all over em after that pic!
Maybe it would be an idea to give Iraq back to Saddam |
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bev
Level 7 User
Joined: 22 Apr 2004
Posts: 223
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Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:58 am |
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i need 2 to eat the kids  |
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campbelldj
Newbie
Joined: 19 Mar 2004
Posts: 4
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Sat May 15, 2004 6:14 am |
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i dont think i have seen anything as sick since seeing the video of that american citizen that was beheaded!!! Mind you id rather have my head cut off than wake up to that mother eating away at my arm (or even somewhere a bit more centrally located) Sick!!! |
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Chet T16
Retroholic
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685
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Sat May 15, 2004 4:28 pm |
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Aye downloaded that beheadin vid and nearly good sick. Not good! |
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