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 Chris H advice on the radio!
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:52 pm

Lol coming back from tescos, listening to real radio the womans on telling us of a dilema.

Basically some tarts up the spout and shes going out with this guy and its not his. Shes been out with him for 4 months but shes 5 months up the stick.

Shes wondering if she should say the babies his to get him to stay.

So I text in offering my bit of advice

This woman is why society is in the state its in. She should keep her legs closed instead of trying to tell a man that he is the father when hes not. Chris from Paisley.

Well bugger me if it wasn't read out in full on the radio! lol Amber thought it was hilarious!

Gonna text in and get my messages read more often! lol
Gentle Ben
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Joined: 07 Oct 2004
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:04 pm

PMSLMFAO!
Peahole
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:45 am

Can we have a Chris H "Agony Aunt" section to the forum?
Chris H
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:42 am

yes we really should have an advice section featuring me
Neal
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:02 am

not a bad idea that
R1916S
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:47 pm

What about a Retro Reno Radio station?
valver
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Joined: 07 Dec 2005
Posts: 373

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:00 pm

whose giving chris our first problem then?
mals
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Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:15 pm

eerr...... a pal of mine......... eerrmmm........ has got this rather ,....... erm ebarrassing rash!... erm
R1916S
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:21 pm

We give him a lot of problems.

Just need to get the stuff on air.

Do better than that American women for sure.

(Opera or something)


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A14LN C
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:41 pm

haha minted m8
u33db
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:34 am

LOL!
david3533
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:22 am

dear chris h,

I resently found out that my car was having an affair with a volkswagen, I love it to bits and don't want to scrap it, what should I do?
Jas0n
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Joined: 05 Oct 2006
Posts: 30

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:38 am

Hahaha.
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