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 Classic Tommy Cooper Jokes
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:26 pm

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the
other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.


"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"



"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.
So that was nice."



"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up,
and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted
again.'
And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I
went into a tree.
A policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I
careered off the road.'
Chet T16
Retroholic

Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:32 pm

"careered off the road" rofl Laughing
JB
Mr Quoter-vator

Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:54 am

heh heh i like them Laughing
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