F*** off I'm fat

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

BBC three right now, this program is on.

They are campaigning to make fat acceptance better.

In my opinion only in a society as fucked up as ours do people actually lobby to say beign fast fine and fat bints are beautiful.

Yeah the rashs, the weeping sores, the smell of shit etc, yeah fats lovely innit.

The other one,
tubby - "I hardly eat anything and I get fat"

thin person - "what you eat today?"

tubby - "full fry up, 3 eclairs, 2 packs of crisps, diet cola, a rivita with cheese and fried mars bar topping, curry for lunch, a whole sweet shop for a snack in the afternoon, 6 kebabs nd a chinky for dinner, I just don't eat much at all, I don't know why I get fat"

thin person - "Damn!"

Or I can't help it, yes you can, put the fucking cake down fatty!

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

I'm to fat for normal clothes, wear a fucking duvet cover then!

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:46 pm

I'm not fat, I'm big boned

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

theres big boned then theres being jabba the hut in a wig and saying your pretty though!

Forum Moderator Joined: 18 Feb 2004 Posts: 7432

harsh

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:48 pm

Hey you saying I'm not pretty?

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

harsh? Maybe, the human body isn't designed to have a diameter that will not fit in a feckign bus!

Alos theres some young fat bint, she has no peripheral vision due to her fat face growing over her eyes!

I eat cos its comforting.

Yeah those 10 mars bars filled that void in your life for 3 minutes tubby

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

pah what a load of shite that was.

These 50 stone bastards, how much power would they produce if we just burned them in power station? Plenty I imagine.

FCS Event Manager Joined: 04 Jan 2005 Posts: 3680

Some ppl do have a genuine problem with weight down to glands and genes etc and those i feel sorry for.

Its the ones that have got fat down to being a pig and being lazyi resent, because again we pay for thier medicines and thier dole and shit for a situation they got themselves into!

I'm not exactly skinny by any stretch of the imagination and its my fault, i am overweight because i like to eat blueberry muffins and drink 2 pints of milkshake every day lol but if my weight becomes too much of an issue then i shall just stop eating the crap food and do what it takes to get back to a correct weight.
I'm currently 13 stone which is about 1/2 stone over what i should be according to the height and age charts and all that crap.
When i go over 13 stone, bye bye milkshake and muffins and hello carrots lol

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:19 pm

Wicked Neo";p="106559 wrote:

Some ppl do have a genuine problem with weight down to glands and genes etc and those i feel sorry for.

I am one of them, I cant get any Jeans to fit me

Affiliate Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 360

I'm not fat... chocolate makes my clothes shrink and I cna't afford to buy new ones as we own two Renaults Razz

It's always funny to hear fat people moaning on and on about how they can't lose weight event though they watch what they eat and blah, blah, blah... It's a fair point I guess but they don't seem to realise that eating right isn't the only thing to it and EXERCISE is the key thing and serious exercise at that for more than 30 minutes everyday!

Stick another star on that American flag boys and girls... there's a new State about and it's called the State of [American-Accent]"GREAT BRID-DAN"[/American-Accent]

Personally I think these ubber-fat fuckers should be allowedto keep eating and eating and eating until they die except they're allowed no form of medical care from the NHS. I think the same rule should be applied to smokers, druggies and alcoholics aswell and we should give the Police powers to give teenagers a good kicking for being cheeky skags aswell!

Phew... And breathe Mick Razz

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frankly I rate the fat bastards way above the police.

The most corrupt, evil people around are in the police force.

FCS Event Manager Joined: 04 Jan 2005 Posts: 3680

Chris H";p="106566 wrote:

frankly I rate the fat bastards way above the police.

The most corrupt, evil people around are in the police force.

and the judges that let policemen off when doing 159 mph 'cos he was testing his car'

Forum Moderator Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 19978

they were a wig but their police as well.

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not see the other copper that got 6 points and a Â£450 fine for 104mph on the m5 off duty?

Affiliate Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 360

Chris it's not just the Police though is it... it's the Government as a whole lining their pockets and fucking each otehr over for a pound or two.

I know some genuine people in the Force but there are more cocks in uniform than decent coppers but what do you expect if you have to deal with twats all day everyday!

Level 1 User Joined: 19 Aug 2006 Posts: 22

some fatties should be hidden away from public view.although some fatties have a genuine weight problem. and some dont care gulping down full english brekkies as a snack .

Retroholic Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 3315

see the fattie in the club!!

''FAT IS THE FUTURE''

is it fuck!!

Retroholic Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 3315

Chris H";p="106574 wrote:

not see the other copper that got 6 points and a Â£450 fine for 104mph on the m5 off duty?

well what about the copper that was cuaght at 156mph he got fook all!!

except he was self training!! bolocks he should be banned and sent down to Mr Bigs boodwa!

Mr Quoter-vator Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 7405

I only know one guy in the police, and he's a cock...I knew him in school...he was a cock then. A fucking wanker in fact, right up his own arse, thinking he was fucking IT...suits him down to the ground being in the police...he's in the London police too, so he thinks he's the fucking bollocks with his fake cockney accent....TWAT.

As for fat ppl...well yeah, so many just don't give a shit. If they did they know they can do something about it.

I have two friends that are overweight...they don't really care...one goes to the gym a lot with me but he also eats a lot Very Happy

but he's happy. but also hasloads of time as he's not in a fulltime job so could be loosing it if he wants to.

The other lives in a car and office so has little opportunity to exercise but is making more effort than tother even tho he is working 7 days a week. does a stretch of cycling every morning now...he needs it to be frank...he's not healthy. eats drinks and smokes like a demon. think he is finally startign to think about the consequences.

me...I don't think I could be fat if I tried...I just don't put weight on. apart from a little puppy fat on the belly, I will never get big. lucky I guess.

I also know someone who put on a load of weight cos they got cancer in the Thyroid gland...so now I am more thoughtful when I see a fat person as you don't always know whats behind it.

Site Subscriber Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Posts: 569

Working in fast food will easily make you see how fat and greedy these at bastards really are.

Is a large double quater meal with diet Coke really a suitable meal at 11am in the morning?

Stupid fat cunts. The only illness they have is that they're fat greedy basatrds.