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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:21 am |
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Heres some things to consider..
What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about ? -
Ban baby oil and stop the senseless slaughter
If we werent supposed to eat animals why are they made out of meat?
What would scooby doo?
It's not paranoia if they really are after you |
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Doc
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Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 2929
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:34 am |
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lol
working hard again i see mals. |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:35 am |
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As Always!  |
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Doc
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:39 am |
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did you hear the one about the paranoid, dyslectic insomniac?
He staid up all night wondering if there really was a dog. |
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:41 am |
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bet he could spell better though doc! lol |
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Doc
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:42 am |
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lol yea mofo. I spell checked that fucker too. lol |
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Chet T16
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Joined: 12 Feb 2004
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:42 am |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:44 am |
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I went out with a few mates the other week to watch the footie, and in the middle of a packed pub, one of mates shouts across the room to another mate at the bar,
"Oi, James, theres a gay in here, give me a kiss and I'll tell you who it is", we were in fit's but I guess you have to be there, and drunk!
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps! |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:46 am |
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logic
I'm nobody but nobody's perfect so I'm perfect |
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Chris H
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:47 am |
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fpmsl!
Dog - God. |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:48 am |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:49 am |
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I am not an alcholic.... (Alcoholics go to meetings) |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:49 am |
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And is a shock pole today we have discovered that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population |
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Doc
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:50 am |
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lol@chet.
I thought you'd have got that mate. lol |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:50 am |
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Everybody has got to believe in something, I believe I will have another beer |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:51 am |
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The best thing about rehab is starting all over again |
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hooverphonique
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Joined: 10 Nov 2005
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:32 pm |
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watch out for the schizophrenics, there's more of us than you'd think... |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:14 pm |
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Camilla-Parker-Bowles is on her way back from a royal appointment and is feeling hungry, so she pulls into the Burger King drivethru.
"Can I have two large whoppers please" she asks
"OK" says the Burger King worker
"Your are very attractive and will soon be Queen" |
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david3533
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Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:22 am |
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mals there upto your usual high standard mate
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