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Chet T16
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Joined: 12 Feb 2004
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:30 am |
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Ham as in ham
Bacon she's fine with but i don't like it lol And its rashers, not bacon anyway  |
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Neal
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Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:32 am |
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Bacon mmmmm
Ham mmmmm
Chicken mmmmm
Beef mmmmm
Pork mmmmm
it's all good. If something with 4 legs or 2 legs + 2 wings died to make it, then i'll probably enjoy eating it. |
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:32 am |
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Ah right, silly me 
Ham stinks! You picking your nose makes me sicker! |
I pick and flick young lady, pick and flick.
I have the accuracy of a marksmen, I can flick a wee crusty one right into your mouth as you talk! lol
beware! muwhahahahahahaha |
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Hanna
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Joined: 23 Mar 2004
Posts: 207
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:33 am |
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Ah whatever! Get your ass home anyway, got some ironing for you to do before you cook the dinner  |
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Sic Puppy
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Joined: 01 Feb 2005
Posts: 728
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:33 am |
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| If something with 4 legs or 2 legs + 2 wings died to make it, then i'll probably enjoy eating it. |
Like a badger? |
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:33 am |
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meat, hmm
none of this shite that grows etc, veg is crap, its not food its wasted calories! |
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Sic Puppy
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Joined: 01 Feb 2005
Posts: 728
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:34 am |
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| Ah whatever! Get your ass home anyway, got some ironing for you to do before you cook the dinner |
LOL Whooopah! |
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Neal
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Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:35 am |
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| Neal 19 16v wrote: |
| If something with 4 legs or 2 legs + 2 wings died to make it, then i'll probably enjoy eating it. |
Like a badger? |
Yeah, why not? |
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Chet T16
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:35 am |
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Hahaa i had to get her to show me how to use an iron so we know thats not true! |
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Hanna
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Joined: 23 Mar 2004
Posts: 207
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:36 am |
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Oh and Chris, unless you want me to bring something really nasty home from work for you, you wont be flicking any bogeys while your here! I've got Chet trained and he put them in a tissue now so you may do the same! |
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:37 am |
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we'll see, oh yes we'll see.
I can also fart when needed and am rather good at it! |
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Hanna
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Joined: 23 Mar 2004
Posts: 207
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:38 am |
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Oh i'm used to Chet farting on me, he's a very pleasant chap! |
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Chet T16
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Joined: 12 Feb 2004
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:38 am |
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Farting is fine, just not on her. Even if it is funny! |
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Hanna
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Joined: 23 Mar 2004
Posts: 207
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:39 am |
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Its not funny 
Neither is ramming into me with the trolly in Tesco's! |
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Chris H
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:40 am |
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I fart on amber all the time. I use the excuse they are 'love puffs'! lol
I got my sisters mate a cracker the other week, right on her face! lol |
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Chet T16
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:41 am |
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Chris H
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:42 am |
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do you waft it when your in bed? I do she hates its. As a man you have to savour the smell, you really do. |
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Neal
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Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:43 am |
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anyway back on topic: girlies
Or more specifically: boobies
Anyone got any more good pics for me to gawp at? |
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Chris H
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:45 am |
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lol
notice how the dodgy pics section went and now we get boobie pics!
Chet open it back up and I will fill it with boobie pics! |
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Roger Red Hat
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:27 am |
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lol at the love puffs
i remeber farting on a cushion, then being like
wow these smell nice, have a wiff
but instead all they get is the smell of arse.
its good stuff i tell ya!
and as for bacon, mmmm
veg is the bollocks too tho lads, full sunday roast! |
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schakal
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 5717
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Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:30 am |
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fecking charming  |
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