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id hav a Turbo any day of the week!

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no valvers in a 5 are much better Laughing

but i'm not biased Very Happy

how are we all today Question

don't much like the sound of your ankle chris Exclamation

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na id take a Turbo for the sake of it being a Turbo! LOL

Pttiiisssshhh!

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Pttiisssshhh!

ah but with a valver with a decat you get a very nice 101 db.lol

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thats sumthing i aint got, is a loud Zorst (Magnex) straight through.

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it is loud and you sound enough of a ned as it is.

Btw my mother and sister were both very embarrassed by your neddy car beign here!lol

Anyway any decent driver would pick NA over a turbo car for proper driving, especially for the track.

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I had a magnex before I got the devil, well made systems they are, but beleive me Al loud exhaust's can be a right pain, specially when you ain't got any sound proofing.lol.. ay what hmmm speak up ay.....lol

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LOL, ned!

I right ya DAFTY!

LOL

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see Al ner ner ner ner ner. lol, na is more controlable they don't have such a nasty lift off oversteer I can induce lift off oversteer but its progresive.

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how is everyone tonight?

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Fine just off now to pic the misses up Sad

Chao!

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later m8

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na or turbo has nothing to do wiuth the lift off oversteer, a turbo will more than likely have less lift off due to it slowing more progressively.

The problem is the car dropping out of the power band in cornering etc.

Of course you can overcome all of these faults but engine life measured in hours is not suitable for the road.

Ok but me ankle is still playignup, got twinges in it when Achilles in Troy got an arrow shot through his.

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lol should have covered up your ankle so it couldn't watch.

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got to go now chaps c u l8rs

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yo!...yo!

Hello...Moto!

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:13 pm

So it's joke you want huh? Soz they are late but here we go!

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them,
"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
"Sure," they said,
"You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a hit man," was the reply.
"You're joking!" was the response
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
"Here are my tools."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of
his house.
"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can
see right in the window."
"Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!
What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with her
....... He's naked as well! The bitch!"
He turned to the hitman,
"How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull
the trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?"
"Sure, what do you want?"
"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbour, he's a mate of mine, a bit of a lad, so just
shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for
few minutes.
"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here....."

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A man goes into the doctors with a piece of lettuce stuck out the crack of his arse.
"My God", says the doctor, "That's nasty"
"Nasty" says the man, "it's only the tip of the iceberg!!!"
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"
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Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was asalted.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
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Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!"
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
"are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh#t before
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "Why? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with nuts & hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
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Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

I know I know, but I was bored

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lol, i was amused i say..amused

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some were ok. heard em all before though but such is life

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thanks mals Laughing

better get the pain killers Laughing