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Foden
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Joined: 16 Mar 2004
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Sat May 29, 2004 4:08 pm |
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18 years ago....Gran bought me and the Mrs, for a wedding present a hoover upright thingy without paper bags,(plastic thing that collects dust that you empty and re-use) best bl**dy vacuum cleaner ever.
one night after to much fat necking i stagard home, via kabab shop,got in,got to the bog, chunder..... missed the big white telephone (the one you talk to god on) and hit the carpet.
Why does the largest piece of carrot in the world insist on forcing its way out of your nose? And where do tomoto skins come into the equation, i never eat tomotos?
Next morning Mrs refuses to clean the bog! Da Da Daa Hoover to the rescue, yep, no problem, sucked the lot up in seconds!!!
Didn't clean it out did i..... Mrs never forgave me, even to this day she still reminds me, Bl**dy thing stank for years after, mind you still kept working, trouble was if you used it for too long and it got warm you needed a gas mask! |
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Sun May 30, 2004 2:16 pm |
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My mum got a dyson thingy, upright, bloody great thing, only gripe is you can't stop the beater bar. |
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JB
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Joined: 16 Feb 2004
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Mon May 31, 2004 7:59 am |
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Chris H
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Mon May 31, 2004 8:07 am |
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you never hoovered up puke before?
the mrs wee brother hopovered up a gallon of paint in an upright, idiot. |
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JB
Mr Quoter-vator
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Mon May 31, 2004 8:08 am |
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lol...no ive never hoovered up puke...i think the smell and the noise would just make me puke again! and if it was a dyson and you could see it all spinning and chruning up inside....heave!!!! |
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Chris H
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Mon May 31, 2004 8:12 am |
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Foden
Level 4 User
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 85
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Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:54 am |
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you could re cycle it and call it a smoothie! |
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JB
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Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:57 am |
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