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 Insurance Claim oneliners
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:10 am

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ad.johnson/humour/carjoke.htm

Some old some new, Who could be so stupid as to really write these
Alex C
Level 6 User

Joined: 20 Jun 2004
Posts: 155

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:59 am

lol those are excellent! Having to read through forms with those excuses on would all most make it worth being an insurance broker Wink

One of my all time favourites is "I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car" Laughing
Roger Red Hat
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
Posts: 4722

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:24 pm

lol, some of them are pure qulaity

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

and "I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a fractured skull"

are my fav
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