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bev
Level 7 User
Joined: 22 Apr 2004
Posts: 223
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Thu May 26, 2005 10:36 am |
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After getting Pope Benedict XVI'sentire luggage loaded into the limo, and
he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your
seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at
the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if
something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to
work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the
wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
" Pleaseslow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the
Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm gonnalose my licence," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but
the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the
radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on
the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred
and five.
"So bust him," says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, "Who yagot there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the f**king Pope as a chauffeur!!" |
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derv
Level 3 User
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 77
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Thu May 26, 2005 11:16 am |
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haha thats actually quite good, not heard that one before! |
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Chet T16
Retroholic
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685
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Thu May 26, 2005 3:41 pm |
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Chris H
Forum Moderator
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Thu May 26, 2005 11:49 pm |
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ANDIE FREDERICK
Level 2 User
Joined: 22 Dec 2004
Posts: 44
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Sat May 28, 2005 3:40 am |
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Great one. I should have told that at my brothers wedding reception.
........ ( Catholic )
Andie. |
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