The multi tallented me

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As above, I'm now up for sale for a limited time only! (3 week holiday Razz

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If your bitches are letting you down, and they need the â€œSmack Downâ€ laying on their ass, I'm the man for the job. No Ho is too big or too small for my experienced "Pimp hand"

Likewise if you have trouble walking down the street due to hordes of naked stripers trying to tear the clothes off your body, then I'm the man you need. I can safely get you into cover and use my body as a human shield to shelter you from their sexual advances.

For all you women out there I am also an International Playboy, No woman is too fat, small ugly for my services ( I have no standards, ask Chris Twisted Evil

). If you want to be treated like a lady for the night and experience things you could normally only see on a video then once again girls, I'm your man. I'll quite happily kick yer back doors in and make you scream for a small fee.

For any of the above services and many others, PM me for a price to your specific requirement.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:29 am

Doc";p="102418 wrote:

As above, I'm now up for sale for men only! Razz

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How'd I know you'd be the first to post in here mals? ya not a girl, no matter how small the weee fella is mate. PMSL

although I cen help with the hordes of women chasing ya. lol

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:33 am

aawwwww Did they leave the doors open in the asylum again Doc?

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well that explanes why your out during the day. lol

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:36 am

Some days its just not worth gnawing through the straps

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LOL, so how you enjoying the minimum security asylum? it must be nice to get "day passes" so you can come out to play at a more sociable hour. lol

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:51 am

Yes that means I can come round to the maximum security asylum they keep you in and watch you go ballistic as I poke you with a stick through the bars

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LOL. this is now way off topic!

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:06 am

Calm down Doc take your medication, It was a flying pig topic to start with! Very Happy

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this is a picture of Doc so all you potential customers know what he looks like

[img:405:570:24597d09cc]http://www.unix.dircon.co.uk/silly/wanker.jpg[/img:24597d09cc]

nuff said me thinks . .

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:09 am

Note the single room internet accessable tell tail signs on the right arm

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exactly mals, it's also indictive of how well he 'attracts' the ladies, me thinks they are a tad sparse on the ground . .

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:12 am

It must be the black silk sheets very 80's. Retro none the less!

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Althou he has been advertising quite heavily

[img:425:550:7369417c3a]http://www.theconnection.net/10_05/MONTUES-DOC.jpg[/img:7369417c3a]

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:13 am

(I wont ask what you were searching for to find that FPMSL)

Notice the instinctive texting thumb motions, as they were before he had his mobile confiscated for nuisence random dirty text messages

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(google image search gay+doc)

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:18 am

Millions of replies I bet!

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FPMSL! i go out for 5 mins and all hell breaks loose!

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mals";p="102439 wrote:

Millions of replies I bet!

Results 1 - 10 of about 16,500,000 for gay+doc.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:20 am

Yeah, you have been busy advertising!