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Chris H
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:14 pm

another busy day.

Emma comes and bangs on the door and gets me out of bed.

Go down to pick new carpets for her living room and spare room, I picked them cos I'm good like that.

Get em in the back of the laguna and off to her flat, lay them.

I have pics will do another thread in pics and vids.

So off tot he chinky for lunch.

Then at 5 ish off to Braehead as the xscape place is opening up, danni minogue, orson and darius are there.

So we head down and see this

[img:567:378:8f423f7159]http://www.renault-turbo.com/chris/xscape%20opening%2001.jpg[/img:8f423f7159]

[img:567:378:8f423f7159]http://www.renault-turbo.com/chris/xscape%20opening%2002.jpg[/img:8f423f7159]

Sop we go into the centre and I bought emma and myself an ice cream me being my sexy 'know how to talk to women' self managed to get a cone and a tub of icecream for the price of emmas cone! lol

So we head back over to xscpae

wander in with my ice cream and sticky hands as a result.

i then text chet and tell him my plan of hurting myself then getting on the news with danni minogue by my bedside, he lays down a 20 quid prize.

Game on I say.

So its meant to start at 6 and its half 5.

[img:567:378:8f423f7159]http://www.renault-turbo.com/chris/xscape%20opening%2003.jpg[/img:8f423f7159]

crowds not that big, nmote minging schoolies.

[img:567:378:8f423f7159]http://www.renault-turbo.com/chris/xscape%20opening%2004.jpg[/img:8f423f7159]

then some cat who thinks hes eminem tries to work the crowd up, this pillock

[img:567:378:8f423f7159]http://www.renault-turbo.com/chris/xscape%20opening%2005.jpg[/img:8f423f7159]

See orson walk by to the back of the stage, then mc hammer uup there says another hour to wait (its 6 by then)

fook that I say

so not a boring day by any means
Chet T16
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:21 pm

I've been watching the news but no mention of a irate scot holding his ankle and shouting "YOU!" at danni Laughing

teenie boppers!
Chris H
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:25 pm

I fecked off long before it started, feck standing there towerign above everyone else all night, I had a cold wind on me heed!
Chet T16
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:39 pm

I surprised you went anywhere near the place to be honest!
Chris H
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:42 pm

well I was hoping for wall to wall honies gyrating against me.

Then i thought, gettign on the telly and showing up my sister would be a laugh to.

I was told to get her ex hubbies phone number for her (juliam macmohan, guy from chamed, the fantastic 4 etc) lol.
FincH
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:07 pm

Danni Nymphogue is fine dood.

Would have stayed just to see her dirty booty on the stage :p

So you also suffer from the head above everyone effect.
Chris H
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:09 pm

danni looks liek a horse I reckon, its the teeth, i was gonna take a carrot to throw at her Laughing
R1916S
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:13 pm

No snow.

Cool
Chris H
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:24 pm

nope just a bitter wind me laddie!

i shoudl go start my diy adventure thread really.
mals
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:36 am

Well I am off to bed now! Ah the lovely night shifts!
Chris H
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:44 am

night mals
Chris H
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:42 pm

Well today after I treated the mrs and my mum to a chinky, we poppe dinto xscape again.

Cool is how I would best describe it.

The holy grail is there as well, yes Chiquito's! No need to go to edinburgh to get a tasty wrap!

Anyway went to the pub on the slope and went out onto the balcony, like the rebel I am I took a glass out on to it when your only meant to take plastric ones out, no one said anything to me though! lol

Anyway some pics of the slope

[img:567:378:f2ab672d5d]http://www.renault-turbo.com/chris/xscape%20slope%2001.jpg[/img:f2ab672d5d]

[img:567:378:f2ab672d5d]http://www.renault-turbo.com/chris/xscape%20slope%2002.jpg[/img:f2ab672d5d]

real snow apparently.

Some observations,

fitties in the bar were reasonable.

The lighting was awful, I still have a sore head from it, my mum and Amber felt the same!

They should have it glass on the roof to let natural light in.

Its cold for everyone else, just right for me the muppet out in the snow with a glass of coke with ice! lol
R1916S
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:52 pm

They have a indoor ski slope in Dubai.

Missed it when I passed through. (No time)

Could not be assed to go skiing this year
Chris H
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:54 pm

I have never skied and at the prices they want I never will - in there anyway!
R1916S
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:19 pm

LOL Its not cheap anywhere.

And it ruins your knees.

Driving is more fun.

Bicycling is cool.
Chris H
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:21 pm

yeah my sister is talking about getting a bike so I might and i can drag her off to loch lomond etc! I used to do it all the time tens years and 3 stone ago! lol
R1916S
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:24 pm

For me its 10 years and 16 Kg = 2 stone lost LOL.

But I have done Grenoble Nice 315 Km in 13 H 10'

Its when you stop you get fat.

Training is a pain with a busy life. Kid Job.

Taking off on the bike for 5_6 hours twice a week is not on.

Now have a trainer thing that fits on the rear wheel, TRAX.
That what I was looking for when I found that bike shop in Edinburg Laughing

Works really well and you can bike and watch the telly.
Lindsey
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:43 am

I'm sure your other half wouldn't complain about you spending hours cycling if you took the kid with you Wink
JB
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:03 am

lol lindsey
R1916S
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:16 pm

No effin way.

Its a girl.
mals
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:20 pm

I love skiing, have to say, I have only skiied in France though and would like to try other places, Thought I would have trouble due to being a fat f*ck*r but it just means I get to the bottom of the slope quicker Laughing Is an expensive sport but can be done on the cheap!

I do enjoy cycling too, did the London to Brighton, London to Southend and London to Cambridge when I was 18. (and fitter) That was good fun, Would deffinately do them again if I got fitter!
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