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 WANTED - Women for French Car Show '06
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Chris H
Forum Moderator

Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:53 pm

ladies you need to do your bit for this fine site.

We need you and your fit mates/sisters/mums? Confused /cousins etc to act as our public liasons.

What you will be doing.

  • looking pretty
  • handing out leaflets
  • getting fed
  • maybe getting your car fixed as payment


Now we all know about equal rights, but this is showbiz, yes there could be a modelling career in this! So no mingers please or fat heffers.

hot pants, small tops and big boobs all welcome additions, will be wearing retro renault logo'd tops

that is all.

Pm me or another of the admin team.

Thankyou kindly
Neal
Forum Moderator

Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:59 pm

Better to PM me rather than Chris! Razz
Chet T16
Retroholic

Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:19 pm

As if you'd know what to do with a woman
Neal
Forum Moderator

Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:20 pm

Haha... hopefully they can teach me eh!
Chet T16
Retroholic

Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:25 pm

Probably teach you not to piss on the toilet seat and other menial tasks

*shakes fist*
Chris H
Forum Moderator

Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:28 pm

gentlemen stop spamming my thread or we all suffer!

By suffer I mean I will kill you both with a kipper to death until you die from it Laughing
Neal
Forum Moderator

Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:30 pm

Sorry!

He's right Chet, we might be putting off some of the legions of beautiful women hastily typing their replies right this very moment!
Chet T16
Retroholic

Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 5685

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:36 pm

*shakes fist*
Amber
Level 9 User

Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 435

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:00 pm

all i can say is LMAO!!!
Mad Pierre
Level 10 User

Joined: 18 Jun 2004
Posts: 614

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:46 pm

Chris are you going to FCS, Can Clio sport, put up with all the slaging iif you do.
Wicked Neo
FCS Event Manager

Joined: 04 Jan 2005
Posts: 3680

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:02 pm

Oh lord, i did not think of that, every renault owner chris has insulted will prolly be there haha Razz
Chris H
Forum Moderator

Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:37 pm

what do I care, me against 150 clio owners, that seems fair, I'll need to stretch first
donsrno1
Level 10 User

Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Posts: 575

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:16 pm

lol at this thread. If you need any assistance in picking which of numerous applicants would be best don't hesitating in asking me, just send me some pictures Wink
Gentle Ben
Site Subscriber

Joined: 07 Oct 2004
Posts: 2281

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:57 pm

How you planning on feeding them Chris? Wink

I have some meat I could potentially distribute.
Chris H
Forum Moderator

Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:49 am

BBQ.

I think I have it sorted out, the hooters meet before FCS, I will talk the hooetrs girls into handing out flyers, they can also man (woman) the BBQ.

My status as god finalised.
FincH
Site Subscriber

Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Posts: 569

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:34 am

PMSL @ this thread.

I'd like to see the line of spotty 17 year olds with 172's queing up to give Chris a piece of their minds Laughing
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