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JB
Mr Quoter-vator

Joined: 16 Feb 2004
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:41 am

the waitress waited in anticipation...
mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:55 am

Service trolley! So she bent down and he placed his hands on her....
Soneji
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Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 1356

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:00 am

posterior as she quirted watery poo....
JB
Mr Quoter-vator

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Posts: 7405

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:39 am

all over his chav wife
mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:44 am

Who opened her mouth and said.....
Neal
Forum Moderator

Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:52 am

you missed! a bit higher!
mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 8:53 am

So he took aim and tried again and just as he was about to....
JB
Mr Quoter-vator

Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:38 am

the manager started to walk over
Neal
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Posts: 7432

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:45 am

and opened his mouth wide in readiness too...
JB
Mr Quoter-vator

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Posts: 7405

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:46 am

but alas, the waitress was empty....
stan
Gay Rights Activist

Joined: 07 Apr 2004
Posts: 1268

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:27 pm

so the manager undone....
Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:30 pm

his batman outfit...
schakal
Spammer

Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 5717

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:00 pm

and
Chris H
Forum Moderator

Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:02 pm

killed himself in realisation of how hollow the pursuit of money is. the key to happiness is not money or a batman suit.
SpeedFreak
Level 8 User

Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 328

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:16 pm

its opening your mouth and talking shit
SpeedFreak
Level 8 User

Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 328

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:52 pm

but for jesus christ dont smell his pits
SpeedFreak
Level 8 User

Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 328

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:52 pm

but for jesus christ dont smell his pits
JB
Mr Quoter-vator

Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:09 pm

because he has been...
SpeedFreak
Level 8 User

Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 328

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:11 pm

searching for giant fecking nits
JB
Mr Quoter-vator

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Posts: 7405

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:11 pm

in outer mongolia with his....
SpeedFreak
Level 8 User

Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 328

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:12 pm

with his highly colourful pierced nips
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