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schakal
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004
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Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:26 pm |
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JB
Mr Quoter-vator
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:55 am |
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thats very very strange... |
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red19rt
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Joined: 24 Apr 2004
Posts: 318
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:41 am |
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What a mess 
Doenn't look too bad from the front though |
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schakal
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:04 am |
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i reckon he should just smash the back end with a hammer or so and take it to bmw garage for the repair and let the insurance company pay the bill.  |
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Chris H
Forum Moderator
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:14 am |
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my neighbours got a proton, white triple valve 1.3 beast.
the are actually ok cars, the engines are good. |
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red19rt
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Joined: 24 Apr 2004
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:46 am |
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My mate used to have a 1.5mpi proton - agreed the engine wasn't bad but they are terrible to drive - feels like all the controls feed into a giant bowl of porridge before being transfered to the car |
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Roger Red Hat
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:09 am |
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the front looks pretty good actually
as far as converting proton?!? into a bmw goes
the rest = gash
also, whats that name on the back?
i like the back bit "NOVA" he prolly heard about there reputation and wanted one, so he can be a boy racer of his very own.
some one donate him a burberry cap. |
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A14LN C
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Joined: 15 Oct 2004
Posts: 1139
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:40 pm |
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| Chris H wrote: |
my neighbours got a proton, white triple valve 1.3 beast.
the are actually ok cars, the engines are good. |
Does that thing move? |
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david3533
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Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Posts: 1575
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Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:29 am |
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defo strange looking i wonder if mr bmw has seen this yet  if they did me thinks he could be in for a |
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andy-16v
Level 5 User
Joined: 06 Oct 2004
Posts: 119
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Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:49 am |
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maybe it a 16v Remow..............or balver............any more ideas on names welcome 
somone should send a copy to top gear.......now that would be funny |
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Chris H
Forum Moderator
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:03 am |
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| A14LN C wrote: |
| Chris H wrote: |
my neighbours got a proton, white triple valve 1.3 beast.
the are actually ok cars, the engines are good. |
Does that thing move? |
Its not been on the road for ohh abotu a year now. Did you see the red volvo 340 hes also got?
He started the proton about 5 months back, started up 1st turn of the key! He took it off the road cos the fuel filler neck had corroded.
Hes got an estate mondeo now.
I need to talk to him to see if i can store cars in his drive. He doesn;t live there, he has 3 houses in my street alone. Hes a benefit fraud. |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:25 am |
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A14LN C
Site Subscriber
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Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:40 am |
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plenty of them through here!  |
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