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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:34 am |
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Wanted, woman who doesn't moan, nag or bitch constantly.
Also must be able to cook, rub me, drive me pointless places at the drop of a hat, clean etc.
Preferably rich.
Nigella Lawson/Charlotte Church/etc lookalikes will be adequate.
In return you get my wonderfull company, witty remarks and abilty to do DIY and fix cars.
Boobs, bigger the better as well tbh |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:35 am |
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And if the has a twin sister, I'll have that one please |
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Chris H
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:35 am |
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no I'll have both but if its triplets i will rent one to you. |
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mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:38 am |
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I would rather have pleasure of the company of the aforementioned ladies before you do if you know what I mean! |
Last edited by mals on Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:41 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:40 am |
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thats not negociable!
Also pics in advance is a bonus! |
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Amber
Level 9 User
Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 435
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:12 am |
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Yes please take him!!!
I'll slip you something if needs be.
A great catch here ladies.... Snap him up fast!!!
(comes with free chip on his shoulder) |
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huwwatkins
Site Subscriber
Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 2317
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:42 am |
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Ah....a lovers tifff...  |
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schakal
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 5717
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:07 am |
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its so feckin funny how you wont be able to find that woman  |
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:24 am |
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the lack of offers isn't very inspiring |
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Roger Red Hat
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
Posts: 4722
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Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:55 pm |
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the genra lack of woman on this fourm also isnt very inspiring
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:40 am |
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we have many a fine woman on here roger!
Amber, Lindsey, Hanna, Bev, erm I think thats its. |
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william
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Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 350
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:59 am |
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new initiative for us all then, up the female count on RR |
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Neal
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Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:04 am |
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Nah dont bother, theyve never got anything worthwhile to say anyway 
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huwwatkins
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Posts: 2317
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:27 am |
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Nah dont bother, theyve never got anything worthwhile to say anyway
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Start running now! |
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schakal
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:38 am |
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aye that was charming neil |
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Amber
Level 9 User
Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 435
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Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:03 am |
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Neil you are officially on my give a good kick up the arse list.
You'd better watch out if your coming to scotland!!! |
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JB
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Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405
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Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:12 am |
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oooooooo
theres nothing worse than a scorn from.....woman.....scornfull........ 
something along those lines anyway.  |
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huwwatkins
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Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:20 am |
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| JB wrote: |
oooooooo
theres nothing worse than a scorn from.....woman.....scornfull........
something along those lines anyway. |
You mean there's nothing worse than a woman scorned?  |
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Amber
Level 9 User
Joined: 10 Feb 2005
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Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:40 am |
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lol yeah thats the one i think he means! |
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JB
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Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:48 am |
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thats the one!  |
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Neal
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Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432
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Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:12 am |
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"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
I'll be the judge of that... |
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