[The T.I.B.]

Well from what I remember KFC was greasy poultry scrag ends in a cardboard bucket.

Anyhow, on the way back from fcs, i'd been eating all day and was still hungry. So I though I'd try and make it half way back then stop for food and an oil top up.

Rolled into the M42 services south of Birmingham, my favourite services as it's always clean and tidy and the staff have amusing ways of speaking (accents)

Walked in, there was Burger King or KFC and some coffee places. Well I already fancied trying KFC after they'd got their name onto the motorway sign so it was there I headed. Interesting that I had to queue in about 30 people when BK next door was deserted and the staff were bored standing around picking their nose and scratching their fleas no doubt.

Went for Chicken Popcorn meal, large of course. Was incredibly satisfying. Yeah the girl on the tills was absolutely stunning and not fat yet, also the food was great. Crispy chips that are fatter and tastier than BK's limp offerings or even McD's. Plus I go 3 ketchups which was nice. And when I asked for 7-up without ice they topped it up: nicer!

SO -

Hopwood park services ****
Burger King *
Kenfucky ****
Girls *****
Selling useless tat like shredders and beach balls *****