[mals]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me
and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she
never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front
door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,
my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter . Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.