at last the police doing the correct things

[tom 16v]

last night during work i was in traffic in bristol city center when i spotted to police officers stood on an island in middle of road when two guys walked up and stopped to wait for cars to stop so they could cross when from no where this big bloke came and punched one of the 2 guys crossing the road straight in the back of the head knocking him unconsious and he fell into the side of a mini bus he was no more than 2 feet away from the coppers, then he went to run when the female police officer gave chase whilst the male officer seen to the injured guy, then from i watched the whole thing and im now scared of women this female officer literally dived through the air and took the attacker down to the deck bearing in mind she was lik 5ft5 and slim and sexy and shaggable lol and the attacker was like 6ft3 and built like a brick s$#£ house she cuffed him and dragged him back to the scene until a riot van collected him (i had to park and watch) i was very very impressed with her and now i keep having dirty thoughts about her lolol

now i am sccared of women

[The T.I.B.]

well give us a description and i'll try and get jumped by her tomorrow night

[hooverphonique]

thats the spirit..

[tom 16v]

Originally Posted by The T.I.B.

well give us a description and i'll try and get jumped by her tomorrow night

actually tom the guy ran towards prince st so not far from u lol, the discription

was dirty fuckable kinky looking and very very horny and fit

[Pete]

Any pics of said lady officer? Must be a rare incident though police tend to be fairly laid back about crime (well around here).

[tom 16v]

Originally Posted by Pete

Any pics of said lady officer? Must be a rare incident though police tend to be fairly laid back about crime (well around here).

laid back' fuck down here if a copper heres you swear they dont need breath test they can just slap an 80 quid on the spot fine for being drunk and disorderley, i know a few coppers and they play this fun but stupid game at the nick before they go out on patrols they all put a fiver in a jar and then name two colours ie red and black and whoever pulls the most cars in either of those two colours gets the contents of the jar, its bang out of order and abuse of there powers and i was told this by a copper and if i could prove it it would be great i would take them to the cleaners for it

and pete sorry i never got pics mate but if i could i would have lol

[Wicked Neo]

Aye, it's another way the government can make money.
Swearing in public contravenes Section 5 of the Public Order Act. £80 on the spot fine.

You don't have to be drunk to be slapped with this fine but notice its very selective policing of section 5.
Why don't they arresst all the chavs at the bus stops or hanging outside the local spar whose language is just downright disgusting?
They will police those in the queue in the kebab shop at 2am in the morning who are a little louder than normal because they have had a drink and can afford to pay the fines without being dragged through the courts, costing them money for non payment cases.

[tom 16v]

Originally Posted by Wicked Neo

Aye, it's another way the government can make money.
Swearing in public contravenes Section 5 of the Public Order Act. £80 on the spot fine.

You don't have to be drunk to be slapped with this fine but notice its very selective policing of section 5.
Why don't they arresst all the chavs at the bus stops or hanging outside the local spar whose language is just downright disgusting?
They will police those in the queue in the kebab shop at 2am in the morning who are a little louder than normal because they have had a drink and can afford to pay the fines without being dragged through the courts, costing them money for non payment cases.

slight disagreement though mate, the reason i started this posted was outlining what these prats that cant handle there drinks do i eat alot kebabs whilst working and being generally the only sober person in the que in the kebab it makes u realise how most people can be absolute fucking idiots whit a few lagers in them, im not a bg drinker due to the amount of driving i do i dont do drugs either i have a wicked time sober

avon and somerset police have been trialling a new law meaning if you are suspected of being drunk in a public place then you will be fined which is absolutley ridicoulous obviously they wont do you for being slightly drunk but if you walk down rd swaying with wet trousers where you have pissed your self you will be fined and locked up for the night, meaning if u r paraletic and wanna go from one bar to another you have to get taxis ,
the government is getting ridicoulous,

[Neal]

Just dont get totally wasted when out and about then, do it at home/someone else's home if you must. Anyone with an ounce of self restraint can manage it.

[Roger Red Hat]

dude needs to get laid!

[tom 16v]

Originally Posted by Roger Red Hat

dude needs to get laid!

who me