Three little ducks go into a Bar.........

[mals]

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh That's nice," said the bartender.

He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My names Puddles"

[mals]

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.


He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."


He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"


She answers, "Your horse called."

[bidderman1969]

lol