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29th November 2007, 02:51 PM
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L'administrateur
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Bike Lovers? Neal etc?
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29th November 2007, 02:58 PM
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Comic Genius
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He's got got his own bit of tarmac laid especially for him in prison, just for use as cycle-pafs
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29th November 2007, 03:03 PM
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Comic Genius
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He must of got it wrong when his mate said, You had the local bike?
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Some days it is just not worth gnawing through the straps Going Cold Turkey Isn't as delicious as it sounds Today the Voices told me to clean all the guns What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about? Ban Baby Oil and stop the senseless slaughter |
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29th November 2007, 03:22 PM
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the road warrior
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Amusing but I have one question:
If a man wants (for whatever reason) to simulate sex with a bicycle in his bedroom with the door locked, why is that anyone else's business, and why should he be put on the sex offenders register and sentenced to 3 years probation for it?
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29th November 2007, 03:24 PM
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Comic Genius
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I thinks it's that it was a hostel and someone walked in on you
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29th November 2007, 03:25 PM
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..opps sorry him
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29th November 2007, 03:32 PM
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the road warrior
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Well they should be penalised for being busybodies then. If you walk in on someone doing something like that, why not just close the door and fuck off, leaving them to it?! Why start making a noise about it and causing trouble?
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29th November 2007, 03:47 PM
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Un Abonné
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so what would happen if he was at it with someone? same thing???????
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29th November 2007, 05:54 PM
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Un Abonné
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Come on, you'd tell everyone about it! Its like the first time a girl lets you feel her titties or go ferreting in her pants... you'd tell everyone at school!
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29th November 2007, 06:22 PM
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it was hilarious, we heard all about it ages ago, it was all over the papers.
However its his bike, his room he can do what he likes in there. Christ wonder what i'd get with MJ, the donkey, gopher and the big bowl of jelly.
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2nd December 2007, 01:18 PM
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Captain Scarlet
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lol, yeah i have to agree, it's funny, but I can't see why they did him for anything as it was his bike and his locked room.
tbh i think there are far too many people out there with dreconian views on things like this and that's proberbly why they threw the book at him. I personally find it funny but i'd have never phoned the police as it's not really that different to using a blow up doll or any other sex aid. (except it's a bike) lol |
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2nd December 2007, 05:38 PM
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Un Abonné
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even bikes have rights
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