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Old 10th November 2006, 02:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 10th November 2006, 02:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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phewwwwww!!!

ready to pop is she
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Old 10th November 2006, 02:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Got a call from the missus, though b-abie was on way, tis not, but close call
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Old 10th November 2006, 03:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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when is it due mals?
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Old 10th November 2006, 03:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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its due when he sits on her belly and pops it out.

Thats how the experts do it
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Old 10th November 2006, 03:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oooooeeeerrr missus,

24th Nov she's due, but midwife said could be ahead of schedual
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Old 10th November 2006, 05:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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oooo getting close now mals, how exciting! all those sleepless nights and shitty nappies to keep you busy lol

You bought your new baby chariot yet ?
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Old 10th November 2006, 06:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hey mals take your missus out for a curry it will soon pop I did this on my first born was a the hospital 3 am after the curry but gave birth in the afternoon.
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Give her milk, it contains oxytocin which is the hormone released by the brain which triggers labour.

It's also the same thing they use to induce birth in overdue women.
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Give her milk, it contains oxytocin which is the hormone released by the brain which triggers labour.

It's also the same thing they use to induce birth in overdue women.
Ben have you been watching in those giving birth documentaries or you are training to be a doctor??
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