Classic Schuuie

[mals]

Schumacher turns taxi driver to catch his flight - Yahoo! News UK

[Chet T16]

Sounds like bollocks to me

[mals]

whose?

[bidderman1969]

have to agree with chet on this one

cant see the law in germany being different to here, where no-one without a taxi licence can drive a taxi

[mals]

If you picked up schooie and he said can I drive what would you say?

[mals]

I'd funkin love it

[The T.I.B.]

Originally Posted by mals

If you picked up schooie and he said can I drive what would you say?

Sod off you boring cheating german badly dressed spade faced git?

[mals]

So thats a no then?

[bidderman1969]

i'd say no too

[bidderman1969]

(you boring cheating german badly dressed spade faced git)

[mals]

Yeah but then you cant list it on ebay when you sell it as

"As driven by the boring cheating german badly dressed spade faced git"

[bidderman1969]

but the time i've finished with it, it will have about 300,000 miles on it, cant see that statement helping to sell it somehow

[mals]

ye of little faith,

Helpful hint No 1.

To reduce the miles travelled in you're car, simply go to the breakers and retrieve a speedometer that has less miles on it than you're own. Once fitted you're car will have immediatley tavelled less making it more appealing to the next owner