old but good

[bidderman1969]

A man stumbles across a strange looking lamp and decides to give it a rub. Out comes a genie and tells the man he will grant him 3 wishes but there is a catch say's the genie "whatever you wish for your wife will get the same only 10 times better" and the man say's "No problem,for my first wish i would like to be a millionaire" and the genie say's "are you sure,your wife is going to get 10 times the amount" the man has no problems with that. He say's "what's mine is hers and what's hers is mine. The genie ask's what he would like for his second wish and the man say's "I would like to be the most handsome man on earth" again the genie say's "If you wish this then your wife will be the most beautiful woman is the world" the man replies "I am her husband and we will be the most beautiful couple". The genie ask's him what he would like for his last wish. The man stops and thinks and then say's "I wish for a mild heart attack"