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**mals** · 4th January 2008, 06:29 PM

Petition to: Make Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister.

**mals** · 4th January 2008, 06:31 PM

Got to be better that who we have got!

He'll abolish all this speed camera shit anyway

**bncrew** · 4th January 2008, 06:32 PM

im in! (right after i move to the uk)

**Gray-16v** · 4th January 2008, 06:49 PM

Done.

Might make petrol affordable to the masses again!!!

**Wicked Neo** · 4th January 2008, 07:49 PM

lol, clarkson as PM would be a bad bad idea.

Say good bye to your car if its over 5 years old (he hates cars over 5 years old), prepare to pay even more for petrol( he thinks Â£1 a litre is very reasonable and TBH i do see his point there, compare paying Â£1 a litre for fuel and the process behind getting that fuel to you with say a litre of JD or Baileys at over Â£18 for a litre and fuel is very cheap) and if you dont drive an italian supercar prepare to be restricted to lanes 1 and 2 on the motorway so that overpaid arrogant TV presenters have exclusive use of lane 3.

I like the show Top Gear but having any of those 3 (with maybe the exception of James May) as politicians would be a very very bad idea

**mals** · 4th January 2008, 07:57 PM

Could'nt be as bad as who we have now

**The T.I.B.** · 4th January 2008, 07:59 PM

When i'm in charge of the country it'll all be different

**mals** · 4th January 2008, 07:59 PM

Shit!................ run

**bncrew** · 4th January 2008, 08:03 PM

i agree entirely with clarksons stance on the clearing of accidents on the motorway etc, take the people out, stick them in an ambulance take a picture and bulldoze the debris to the side of the road so people can get on with it

tom 16v · 4th January 2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wicked Neo

lol, clarkson as PM would be a bad bad idea.

Say good bye to your car if its over 5 years old (he hates cars over 5 years old), prepare to pay even more for petrol( he thinks Â£1 a litre is very reasonable and TBH i do see his point there, compare paying Â£1 a litre for fuel and the process behind getting that fuel to you with say a litre of JD or Baileys at over Â£18 for a litre and fuel is very cheap) and if you dont drive an italian supercar prepare to be restricted to lanes 1 and 2 on the motorway so that overpaid arrogant TV presenters have exclusive use of lane 3.

I like the show Top Gear but having any of those 3 (with maybe the exception of James May) as politicians would be a very very bad idea

if he meant it he would not have a 7 year focus 1.6 zetec as his runaround (when i met him he explained to me that its the most reliable car he has ever owned)

**bidderman1969** · 5th January 2008, 01:21 PM

much as he is a good entertainer, not all his ideas are that good

Gentle Ben · 6th January 2008, 06:42 PM

The charm about Clarkson is his ability to make his ideas sound more than half-feasible.

**mals** · 7th January 2008, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle Ben

The charm about Clarkson is his ability to make his ideas sound more than half-feasible.

Thats all the skills a Prime Minister needs is'nt it?

**Wicked Neo** · 7th January 2008, 08:05 PM

Would you really want Clarkson in charge of the country when he can't even manage his bank account?

Recently Clarkson published his bank account details to prove that if criminals got hold of the 2 data discs containing 25 million peoples bank account details for benefit payments, that those criminals could not do anything about it.
Well it has emerged that after that little stunt, someone has set up a direct debit from Clarkson's account to the tune of Â£500 per month to the charity 'Diabetes UK' proving Clarkson utterly and totally wrong!

Source - BBC News