lessons in business managment

[bidderman1969]

>Subject: A Lesson in Business Management
>
>Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
>someone else...
>
>One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
>give you a $100 if you let me have you...."
>
>The girl said "NO."
>
>Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
>down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
>
>She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
>Boyfriend.
>
>So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
>
>Her boyfriend says. Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
>even be able To get his pants down.
>
>So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
>Boyfriend is waiting for his
>girlfriend to call.
>
>Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
>
>She said "The bastard used coins"
>
>Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's Entirety
>before agreeing to it and getting screwed !
>

[amdaman]

ha ha good one

[Mrs. Kelly]

very funny

[Jimmie]

Superb, *reaches for copy and paste*