Dictionary definitions that did'nt make it

[mals]

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.



TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.



WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character lines.

[The T.I.B.]

Originally Posted by mals

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

But what about fish mals? WHAT ABOUT FISH!!

[TheBadger]

LOL Chet should have locked this one as well, cos its worse than the Thora Hird joke!!! lol