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Old 8th February 2008, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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probably a re-post, but hey

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A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to Jerusalem..... While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. ....The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150....... The man thought about it and told him he'd just have her shipped home...... The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and you would spend £150?" ...The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead....... I just can't take that chance."
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I must admit, that one did stir up a little giggle! lol
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it's terrible jokes like this that keep crashing the server
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