breast

[tom 16v]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting or the
doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his
weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast
fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for awhile
in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
He then sucked on each one in turn, Then told her to get dressed.
He said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Aunt, but I'm glad I came".

[mals]

lol