lol

[Chris H]

just got this

From Peter Ojer Dearest One How ear you Today? I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will. I am Peter Ojer, 22years old and the only Child of My late parents Mr.and Mrs Amanda. My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet-(a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad year 12th.Febuary 2005.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 4 years old,and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on Febuary 12 - 2005 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he had a sum of 7.500,000 US DOLLARS (seven. five) MILLION USA DOLLARS)kept in a security company in (AFRICA), but when last I went to the company to meet with the director there he was telling me that they have transfered all their customers goods in their branch office in europ just because of the political problem here in this country, for safety reason. He also said that the security company does not know the content of the safe Box.He decleared it as family treasure and used my name to Deposit the Box as his first daugther for next of kin. He also explained to him that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business assocaites, That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money to and use it for investment purposes.I want you to assist me in clearing this box from the security company and then transfering the fund inside the box into your account overseas as a beneficiary of the fund, and also use it for an investment purpose. I am just 22 years old and a university undergraduate and really I don't know what to do.Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. Dearest one, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:-1. Can you honestly help me as your daughter?2. Can I completely trust you?3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account?Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible Thank you so much. Pls Contact me withe this Emailpeterojer@yahoo.fr My sincere regards, Peter Ojer.

I just replied this

Dearest peter,



I feel your pain. My father was murdered by an angry monkey on the Ivory Coast. However due to the political issues here near the Wine Alley, Govan I cannot go to the Ivory Coast to extract my venegence on said murdering monkey.



However I have been advised that if I send $10 million (ten million US dollars) to an account in or near the ivory coast I can use an agent to reap my vengence.



I am pleading with you Peter my friend to assist me to avenge my fathers death.



My sincere regards,



The H

we'll see how it goes

[Soneji]

To prove his loyalty to the 'vengence job' you have offered him, ask him to prove he is real and commited to the cause (after 10 mill US is a lot by any standards!) by writing 'I is a tea leaf' or 'ow3ned by the hall' on his chest with a loaf of bread for proof if he replies!

[bidderman1969]

be intresting to see the reply, i usually just tell the to pi$$ off, but i'll have fun with the next one that arrives, lol

[bncrew]

i actually just shat myself laughing at that

[bbracer16valver]

L M F A O ! ! !

[bncrew]

recently i got a letter in the POST saying i had won €6,000,000,00 in the spanish lottery and i had to provide my bank details and a handling fee of 5k to have the money transferred in... believable

[mals]

Go the H!