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Old 29th May 2008, 10:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 29th May 2008, 10:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 29th May 2008, 10:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I have never before now heard of such a retarded Idea in all my life. He thoroughly deserved everything he got
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Old 29th May 2008, 10:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 29th May 2008, 10:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 29th May 2008, 10:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 29th May 2008, 11:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i was pissing meself that much, i abt piss meself, what a nob head!!!!
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Old 29th May 2008, 11:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 30th May 2008, 12:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 30th May 2008, 12:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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there was me thinking it was u tom, with neal , lol
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Old 30th May 2008, 01:03 AM   #11 (permalink)
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It's just the way he thinks it over before laying on the ridicule!

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I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it. I had to mash the gas to the floor so the engine would run. My turbo didn't spool but i think it's broken because it's covered in paint. My engine won't start now and my exhaust has paint in it. What should I do? Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?
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Old 30th May 2008, 01:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i saved the gif! earlier, I have a good selection of them, shoudl probably change mine again
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Old 30th May 2008, 03:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 31st May 2008, 01:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i've seen it before... there is another, some twat with an S2000 try to fit nos, and asks why he cant feel it kicking in, even with big jets...

he then goes to explain how he drilled and tapped the rocker cover etc. to fit the fogger......
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