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21st June 2008, 08:57 PM
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master of boobies
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, Europe, Earth, 3rd rock from the Sun
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Mals b'day
well king of spam, whats the story then?
Give us a story
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1992 Phase 1 Chamade 16V - FOR SALE PM ME 1991 Phase 1 Hatch 16V - FOR SALE PM ME 2006 (ish) Pushbike with front and rear suspension, BMX seat tube and hydraulic disc brakes WANTED - PH1 3 DOOR DIESEL 19 - PM ME IF YOU HAVE ONE VARIOUS PARTS FOR SALE - PM ME WITH WHAT YOU NEED READ THESE: Tech Articles - How-To: Virtual Garage - How-To: Project Report You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first |
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21st June 2008, 08:59 PM
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L'administrateur
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I have a story
I'm in engerland
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1994 Renault 19 16v Cabrio - Soon to be F7R'd 1991 Renault 19 16v Prima Executive - "It doesn't look very executive to me" 1991 Lancia Delta HF Integrale 16v - 270bhp 2004 SEAT Leon Cupra R - 225bhp READ THESE: New Forum Information - How-To: Virtual Garage - How-To: Project Report |
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21st June 2008, 09:03 PM
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master of boobies
Join Date: Oct 2006
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i know you told me
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1992 Phase 1 Chamade 16V - FOR SALE PM ME 1991 Phase 1 Hatch 16V - FOR SALE PM ME 2006 (ish) Pushbike with front and rear suspension, BMX seat tube and hydraulic disc brakes WANTED - PH1 3 DOOR DIESEL 19 - PM ME IF YOU HAVE ONE VARIOUS PARTS FOR SALE - PM ME WITH WHAT YOU NEED READ THESE: Tech Articles - How-To: Virtual Garage - How-To: Project Report You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first |
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22nd June 2008, 10:26 PM
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Club Meet Supremo
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Location: Essex UK
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Mals is currently in a bush somewhere in London sleeping off 2 nights of work (on the piss)
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23rd June 2008, 08:19 AM
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Comic Genius
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Location, Location
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Oooh ouch groan, Who the fu*k has given my head a hoofing?
Hope FCS was good. I gave up a weekend of driving, for a weekend of drunken debauchary. Had a BBQ on Saturday. (It takes 5 and a half minutes for a Can of Fosters to explode on a BBQ) About 35 family and friends round from 3pm till erm cant quite remember. It started all right, a couple of beers, glass of wine, then my cousin brought round the Sambuca, and it rapidly went downhill. I decided the best idea in the world was to make cocktails. Emptied out the drinks cabinet. Had a few more mates turn up about 8pm who brought with them some Smirnoff Ice. So Turbo Shandy's it was. Slightly recall trying to break dance on my decking I have bruises to prove this. Dont remember going to bed. But I remember lighting the BBQ up at 3am coz me and a couple of straglers were getting hungry again. But we had run out of Burgers , SO I BBQ'd some bread, an apple two half oranges and a lemon cheesecake (That did'nt turn out as I'd have hoped) I woke up 8am. I had made it to bed, to the smell of bacon wafting through the house. I love my wife!! Anyway, had a few people stay over, they were gone by 9am. Things found the morning after: Caveman club (This was not a fancy dress do) Pair of Jeans - no one has owned up to them yet A pair of Size 5 reebok Classics Melted Cheesecake on the BBQ A pack of sausages and a pack of burgers. (In the freezer where I looked at 3am) 3 sets of Car keys Celine Dion in the CD player A drawing of a smiley face on my forehead
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Some days it is just not worth gnawing through the straps Going Cold Turkey Isn't as delicious as it sounds Today the Voices told me to clean all the guns What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about? Ban Baby Oil and stop the senseless slaughter Last edited by mals; 23rd June 2008 at 08:25 AM. Reason: My spelling is sheet |
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23rd June 2008, 11:57 AM
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Un Abonné
Join Date: Oct 2006
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all in all, a damn fine birthday weekend the chap!
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23rd June 2008, 11:58 AM
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Comic Genius
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Yeah sure was, except for the Celine Dion CD
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Some days it is just not worth gnawing through the straps Going Cold Turkey Isn't as delicious as it sounds Today the Voices told me to clean all the guns What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about? Ban Baby Oil and stop the senseless slaughter |
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24th June 2008, 02:33 PM
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Membre abonné
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Newark-on-Trent
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PMSL, I'm in stitches reading that report Mals! Happy b'day by the way chap!
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