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Comic Genius
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Location, Location
Posts: 4,315
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God Created Woman
Two beautiful legs,
so long and slender, round, slim and firm and ever so tender and rounded and firm to bring out the fire ~ ~ Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud ~ ~ Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, and two loving hands, to soothe and caress you ~ ~ Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, and two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder ‘Twas made for man To make his heart sing * * * Then he added a mouth * * * * * And fu*cked up the whole thing.
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Some days it is just not worth gnawing through the straps Going Cold Turkey Isn't as delicious as it sounds Today the Voices told me to clean all the guns What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about? Ban Baby Oil and stop the senseless slaughter |
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