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Old 27th February 2008, 11:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Gypsy takes wife to casualty
She has no teeth, a broken nose and two black eyes.
Dr says "What happened?"
Gypsy says "She was going through the change"
Dr says "That doesnt happen with the change!"
Gypsy replies "It does when its in my fuckin pocket!"
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Old 27th February 2008, 11:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 27th February 2008, 11:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about?

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Old 27th February 2008, 11:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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