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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Aussie Sickness Remedy
Thommo calls into work and says, 'Hey, I’m not
comein work today, I'm crook, got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, so I’m not comein to work'. The boss says, 'You know something, Thommo, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I need sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Thommo calls again. 'I did what you said boss and I feel great. I’ll be at work soon . . . and shit You’ve got nice house……
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