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6th March 2008, 04:50 PM
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Comic Genius
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Repost?
A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Liverpool and sees a card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of £95,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to Cornwall. "Oh why, is that where the job's based?" "No - that's where the end of the queue is"
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6th March 2008, 04:55 PM
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Ummm think I got demoted
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was on RSC last week
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6th March 2008, 04:57 PM
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Comic Genius
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I knew I'd seen it somewhere, my mate sent it to me today and I had seen it before......
STOLEN mwhaaaa haaaa haaa
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Some days it is just not worth gnawing through the straps Going Cold Turkey Isn't as delicious as it sounds Today the Voices told me to clean all the guns What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about? Ban Baby Oil and stop the senseless slaughter |
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6th March 2008, 06:11 PM
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the road warrior
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I cant imagine why anyone would want to be a gynaecologist.
The diseases and stuff you must see would probably put you off for life.
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6th March 2008, 06:16 PM
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Comic Genius
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One job you cant get the sack for fannying about
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