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The human brain stops growing at age 18, and is 80% water. Your skin weighs twice as much as your brain. The storage capacity of the human brain is about 4 terabytes (4,000 gigabytes).

A peanut is a legume, not nut.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 miles per hour.

A foetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.

A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.

A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 strands of hair a day.

According to German researchers, the risk of heart attack is higher on Monday than any other day of the week.

After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear to be pink in colour.

An average human drinks about 16,000 gallons of water in a lifetime.

By age 60, most people have lost half of their taste buds.

Fingernails grow faster than toenails.

A snail can sleep for three months.

An eighteenth century woman used only lard to "wash" her face and hands and lived to the age of 116.

If 80% of the human liver was removed, it could still function and would eventually restore itself to its original size Nearly a quarter of all human bones are found in the feet

Human adults breath about 23000 times a day

The hydrochloric acid in the human stomach is strong enough to dissolve a nail

The oldest dog that has been reliably documented was an Australian cattle dog named Bluey. He was put to sleep at the age of 29 years and 5 months!

The smallest dog in history was a tiny Yorkie from Blackburn, England. At two years of age and fully grown this little dude was an incredible 2.5 inches tall by 3.75 inches long! He weighed only 4 ounces! He was approximately the size of a matchbox

There are 14 phalanges (finger bones) in the human hand

Minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit equals minus 40 degrees Celsius.

The largest muscle in the human body is the buttock muscle

If you can see a rainbow you must have your back to the sun. If you don't, you can't see it.

The tallest dog on record was named Shamgret Danzas. He was 42 inches tall (at the shoulder!) and weighed 238 pounds

The human body transmits nerve impulses at about 90 meters a second.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

Women's hearts generally beat faster than men's.

The average man sweats 2 1/2 quarts every day.

Honey is the only food that cannot spoil.

A housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F

The oldest cow ever recorded was a Dremon named "Big Bertha" that died 3 months shy of her 49th birthday on New Years Eve, 1993. (She died of natural causes that had nothing to do with partying on New Years if that is what your thinking!)

Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

By the time you turn 70, your heart will have beat some two and a half billion times (figuring on an average of 70 beats per minute)

The tallest as well as the heaviest horse ever recorded was a Shire gelding named "Sampson." He measured 21.2 and one half hands (7 feet 2.5 inches) and weighed 3,360 pounds!

The average human body contains enough: iron to make a three inch nail, sulphur to kill all fleas on an average dog, carbon to make 900 pencils, potassium to fire a toy cannon, fat to make 7 bars of soap, phosphorous to make 8 match heads, and water to fill a ten gallon tank

A blue whale gains approximately 200 pounds a day for the first seven months of its life.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Every second, your senses send about 100 million different messages to your brain.

An elephant can be pregnant for two years.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

All polar bears are left-handed.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and look like it is stinging itself to death. It spasms a lot.

Most scorpions will glow under black (ultraviolet) light. (?!)

The human body has 70,000 miles of blood vessels.

Every person has a unique tongue print. (Say "aaah")

Chocolate kills dogs! Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. (Debated)

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to digest a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. (Mmm, diet food.)






Wild plants that are edible: (this is about the only non-useless info on here...)

Burdock (very bitter) Dogwood berries, but not the plant (the berries taste like burdock)

The inside bark of a cottonwood tree The white inside part of a cattail (tastes good! Sort of like a really mild cucumber.)

Watercress (sold as a delicacy in restaurants, but I don't like it much, it tastes like a really spicy radish)

Poplar bark Anise (Very good, if you like black liquorice!)

Dandelions. The leaves make a great salad, and the roots can be roasted and ground into something kind of like coffee. Any kind of mint, which is recognizable from the smell

Wild rose hips, but not the plant (the hips are high in Vitamin C and are an ingredient in many teas.)

Thistle (Scrape the thorns off, duh! Eat the leaf or the inside of the blossom.)
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