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Old 27th March 2008, 03:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Devoted Wife...

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

Due to an illness, the husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she still stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.

As she sat by his bed, he said, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times."

"When I got fired, you were there to support me."

"When my business failed, you were there."

"When we lost the house, you gave me support."

"When my health started failing, you were still by my side, so I've something to tell you."

"What is that my dear?" she asked gently.

"You know what? You're a fucking jinx!"
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