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Old 3rd April 2008, 08:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I know your Age - Freaky -

Don't tell me your age; you probably would lie anyway-but I may know!

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)


3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...
If you haven't, add 1757.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)


The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR 2008 IT WILL EVER WORK,
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Old 3rd April 2008, 08:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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OO dear not again. then next year it will be a different calculation
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Old 3rd April 2008, 08:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 5th April 2008, 05:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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holy crap it worked, is nothing private anymore?!?
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