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29th July 2008, 04:31 PM
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Un Abonné
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Condoms
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms ! - because life is complicated enough. Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide' Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim !!! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the one with the hole !!! (VERY poor seller!!!) L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it! Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate |
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29th July 2008, 06:49 PM
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Comic Genius
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Location, Location
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Pull the rubber one
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29th July 2008, 07:47 PM
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Le Modérateur
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Bristol
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only the 1,000,000,000th time this has been seen on the net
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