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Old 5th September 2008, 11:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Boy

**A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked
about
having a son.**

They decide d to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at
the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around
behind
my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, 'Not this time!'
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Oh dear! It's almost as if the last twice she was sleeping with someone else! What a calamity!
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