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Old 25th October 2006, 05:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Toilet Paper
Have you tried the one with the little puppies on them? (Dogs not boobs) Very soft and velvety. I find that any toilet roll is good when needed but this tis the best
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Old 25th October 2006, 11:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I want booby toilet paper!

It'd sell very quickly to garages, engineering works etc across the land in seconds.
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Old 25th October 2006, 12:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats just wrong

i dont want to look at boobs whilst on the loo thank you very much lol
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Old 25th October 2006, 12:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 25th October 2006, 04:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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To look at maybe but to wipe your ass on is that not sacrilege?
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Old 25th October 2006, 04:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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apparently theres websites to that sort of thing - so amber says! lol
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Old 25th October 2006, 04:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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apparently theres websites to that sort of thing - so amber says! lol
Its not japanese and happens to sell worn pairs of ladies underwear is it?
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Old 27th October 2006, 10:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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you tell us pete, lol
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Old 29th October 2006, 08:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i dot care what toilet paper has on it as long as it takes the crap off my arse....

have you heard of john waynes brand of toilet paper.........its rough its tough and it dont take shit off of anybody
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Old 29th October 2006, 09:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Boom boom tish!
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Old 29th October 2006, 10:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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you forgot the canned laughter
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Old 29th October 2006, 10:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Saw some black bog roll the other day, my kind of thing - except it was nearly a tenner for three rolls!! I'm not gonna wipe my arse on a tenner
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Old 30th October 2006, 11:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Black loo roll? Suppose you would have to hold it up to the light to see if you have finished with it!
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Old 31st October 2006, 12:19 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i dunno, maybe some people shit white, i dunno
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Old 31st October 2006, 12:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Why dont you see white dog sh*t anymore?
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Old 31st October 2006, 07:02 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Why dont you see white dog sh*t anymore?
Because of the food they eat now, has had somthing removed bonemeal I think.
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Old 31st October 2006, 09:00 AM   #17 (permalink)
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