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 Woman!
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Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:34 am

Wanted, woman who doesn't moan, nag or bitch constantly.

Also must be able to cook, rub me, drive me pointless places at the drop of a hat, clean etc.

Preferably rich.

Nigella Lawson/Charlotte Church/etc lookalikes will be adequate.

In return you get my wonderfull company, witty remarks and abilty to do DIY and fix cars.

Boobs, bigger the better as well tbh
mals
Self Proclaimed Comic Genius

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 3482

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:35 am

And if the has a twin sister, I'll have that one please
Chris H
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:35 am

no I'll have both but if its triplets i will rent one to you.
mals
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Posts: 3482

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:38 am

I would rather have pleasure of the company of the aforementioned ladies before you do if you know what I mean!


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Chris H
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:40 am

thats not negociable!

Also pics in advance is a bonus!
Amber
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 435

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:12 am

Yes please take him!!!

I'll slip you something if needs be.

A great catch here ladies.... Snap him up fast!!!

(comes with free chip on his shoulder)
huwwatkins
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Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 2317

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:42 am

Ah....a lovers tifff... Rolling Eyes
schakal
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Posts: 5717

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:07 am

its so feckin funny how you wont be able to find that woman Laughing Laughing Laughing
Chris H
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 19978

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:24 am

the lack of offers isn't very inspiring Laughing
Roger Red Hat
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Joined: 13 Oct 2004
Posts: 4722

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:55 pm

the genra lack of woman on this fourm also isnt very inspiring

Razz
Chris H
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Posts: 19978

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:40 am

we have many a fine woman on here roger!

Amber, Lindsey, Hanna, Bev, erm I think thats its.
william
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Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 350

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:59 am

new initiative for us all then, up the female count on RR Laughing
Neal
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Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:04 am

Nah dont bother, theyve never got anything worthwhile to say anyway Shocked

Twisted Evil Razz
huwwatkins
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Posts: 2317

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:27 am

Neal 19 16v wrote:
Nah dont bother, theyve never got anything worthwhile to say anyway Shocked

Twisted Evil Razz


Start running now!
schakal
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:38 am

aye that was charming neil Laughing
Amber
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 435

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:03 am

Neil you are officially on my give a good kick up the arse list.

You'd better watch out if your coming to scotland!!! Twisted Evil
JB
Mr Quoter-vator

Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:12 am

oooooooo

theres nothing worse than a scorn from.....woman.....scornfull........ Question

something along those lines anyway. Confused
huwwatkins
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Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 2317

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:20 am

JB wrote:
oooooooo

theres nothing worse than a scorn from.....woman.....scornfull........ Question

something along those lines anyway. Confused


You mean there's nothing worse than a woman scorned? Wink
Amber
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 435

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:40 am

lol yeah thats the one i think he means!
JB
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Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 7405

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:48 am

thats the one! Very Happy
Neal
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Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 7432

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:12 am

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

I'll be the judge of that... Razz
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